decide what to be and go be it

hiddlesdowney:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

oh my lord

lookbookdotnu:

Rolling in the mud… (by Ali No)

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

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vida-loki:

S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers and Loki’s adventures in Starbucks!

Loki: green tea frappuccino; 2 pumps white mocha + 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Thor: passion fruit iced tea

Tony Stark: white chocolate mocha frappuccino; 2 pumps raspberry + 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Natasha Romanoff: white chocolate mocha frappuccino; 3 scoops java chip + whipped cream

Pepper Potts: caramel frappuccino; extra caramel drizzle + whipped cream

Steve Rogers: mocha cookie crumble frappuccino; ~~extra vintage~~ + chocolate whipped cream

Nick Fury: mocha cookie crumble frappuccino; 3 scoops java chip + chocolate whipped cream

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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gothbaby:

omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”